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Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Island Of 













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Saturday, April 29, 2006

A Sloth Medley 









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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Myotonic Goats 



Many people call them the Fainting Goats, Wooden Leg Goats, Stiff Leg Goats, Nervous Goats, the Tennessee Goats, the Tennessee Meat Goats, so yea they just have all kinds of nicknames for them.

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It was crime at the time but the laws, we changed 'em, 

though the hero for hire's forever the same one



President Bush, under pressure to deal with rising gasoline costs, called on regulators yesterday to investigate possible price-gouging, as Republicans and Democrats jockeyed to wring election-year advantage from the issue.



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Friday, April 21, 2006

Say Cheese 



Josephine Crawford, 84, of Galloway Township, N.J., talks to reporters Wednesday, April 19, 2006, at Harrah's Casino in Atlantic City, N.J. Crawford made Atlantic City casino history Tuesday when she won more than $10 million on Megabucks, a progressive slot machine linked to hundreds of others in Atlantic City's 12 casinos. She is standing in front of the winning machine.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Spoken Word Spam 

Big Rube from an interlude on Outkast's 3rd album Aquemini:

They're from the glock rounds, and lockdowns, and berries
The seeds that sow, get devoured by the same locusts
Cause it's a hard row to hoe
if your ass don't move, and the rain don't fall
And the ground just dry
But the roots are strong, so some survive
So you're surprised, now I'm bustin cries
You got more juice than Zeus
Slangin lightnin tryin to frighten
Plains dwellers, of the Serengeti
But get beheaded when you falsely dreaded
Melanin silicon and collagen injected


An excerpt from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake:

Bygmester Finnegan, of the Stuttering Hand, freeman's maurer,
lived in the broadest way immarginable
in his rushlit toofarback for messuages
before joshuan judges had given us numbers
or Helviticus committed deuteronomy
one yeastyday he sternely struxk his tete in a tub
for to watsch the future of his fates
but ere he swiftly stook it out again,
by the might of moses.



An email I received from Rosa Mueller, Subject: auspicious retaliate:

reversal the hardy, to strongly, charmer, the close penny.
to stimulate restive a emigration but determined, popular bowel,
confirmed as misty that Anti-Semitism reserves,
med underwater, diphtheria the same servicewoman the peasant,
killer sequence to prowl void, that knocker. linens.
as folksy... overpass with?! solitary confinement misnomer designation,
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Play On Playa 

Headline from Yahoo News:

Bush Taps Portman As New Budget Director




What a smooth Texan P-I-M-P.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 

have now adopted two children. Maddox from Cambodia, and Zahara from Ethiopia.



Jolie has expressed a desire to adopt a child from every continent on Earth:

"I'd like to adopt one from every continent," Jolie says with a laugh.



Pitt and Jolie have an old-fashioned baby of their own on the way (which I assume will take care of North America).

But riddle me this, what are they going to do about Antarctica?




Step up your cartography!
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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Tonight at Easter Dinner... 

I was told that I used to get upset and throw tantrums as a small child when the Oliver North, Iran Contra Trial regularly pre-empted the afternoon episode of Sesame Street on PBS during the summer of 1987...



This might mean something...

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Photohunt 

Approach every frame, every street like a game of photohunt. Searching the angles,



mining for inconsistencies,



looking for outliers



seeking competitve advantages



and comparing the breasts when applicable.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Retaining Water 


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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

What an arm on that guy.... 

I bet he can hit a tin can off a roof!!!





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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Perpetual Motion 

Miami vs. Cleveland. A back and forth game. Shot for shot.
Wade vs. James. Superstar against Superstar. Interupted every minute by a televison timeout, a 20 second timeout (which is extended to 2 minutes to allow 3 commericials spots), and a full timeout. Stopping momentum and suspense at all costs.

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