The Billiken's Bluff

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McDonald's sucks.

Not only have they made America the world's leaders in obesity and angioplasties, but now they have found another way to harm our nation's health.

How you ask? Apparently by punching teenage girls squarely in the jaw.

One of my correspondants down at Water St. sent me word that an assault took place this past Saturday at the McDonald's on the corner of Fulton and Gold St.

It was 4am and two respectable young women, NYU students, were coming back from having a cocktail at Ryan's Irish Pub when they decided to stop into McDonald's for a late night snack. They made the innocent mistake of assuming that the establishment was open 24 hours a day. In fact, this McDonald was only open 23 hours a day. This would only be the first of many misunderstandings.

The two girls waited patiently for one of the McDonald's employees to take their order. They asked if there was a reason why they were not being waited on. A employee told them that apparently they could not read because the sign said that they were closed. The girls insulted by the rudeness of this employee asked to speak to the manager.

The woman replied, "I am the manager."

One of the girls replied, "Well, you don't have to be such a bitch about it."

The manager then leaned across the counter and punched the girl in the face. The manager then slapped her just to make sure she had gotten her point across. This McDonald's was closed for business!!!!

Back at Water St. one an NYU guards called the police and arranged for the girl to be taken to the hospital. The girl was treated for contusions to the face.

When the police arrived at the McDonald's they asked the manager if she had punched the girl.

She responded, "You DAMN right I hit her, she was DRUNK!!!"

Well there you have.

The police charged the manager with assualt.

A Public Relations representative from McDonald's contacted the girl, and apologized assuring her that this manager was not representative of McDonald's.

A few years ago a woman was awarded $3 million from McDonald's after she spilled a cup of coffee on her lap that the court deemed to be too hot. She sustained 2nd degree burns. This NYU student was punched in the face by the manager at a McDonalds!!! This is a law suit if I ever heard one. I wouldn't settle for anything under $10 million and a personal apology from Ronald McDonald.

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