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Monday, March 07, 2005
Cashing in on the Con-Artist
In an email exchange that calls to mind my epic brawl with Aaron’s Bible Megasite over The Billiken Bluff’s eminent domain (name), Rich Siegel chronicles his correspondence with a Nigerian con-man in his recently-published non-fictional work of fiction, "Tuesday’s with Mantu".
Billiken has received dozens of these money-laundering spam/scam emails from Nigeria. I look forward to checking this book out. You can read more about it at Siegel’s website- Tuesday's With Mantu. Here is an excerpt:
"You don’t have a long lost uncle who died in a car accident on Sagbama Road in the jungles of Nigeria.
You never purchased the winning ticket in a Sub-Saharan international lottery, Africa’s version of Powerball.
And there is no fabulously rich Prince Mbuto of the Wahaki tribe willing to exchange his enormous wealth for an opportunity to study marine biology at the prestigious University of Tallahassee.
These are just some of the scams being perpetrated by the Nigerian 419’ers. A group of clever con artists who have perfected the notorious Advanced Fee Scam to the tune of half a billion dollars.
Last year, I received one of these absurd e-mails from Mr. Ibrahim Mantu. He promised me more than $10 million dollars from a long lost Nigerian monetary fund hidden by a previous military regime. All I had to do was assist the transfer of the funds to the United States.
I gave it some thought and chose to take Mantu up on his fabulous offer. If someone wants to give me $10 million dollars, I reasoned, the least I could do was hear him out.
I had no idea the correspondence would continue for the next seven weeks. Or that I had four daughters. And a wife, Maude, with a bad case of Verticulitis of the Ovum. I had no idea I’d be quoting the literary works of Brian Boitano. Or bowling against the Modesto Nipple Twisters. I had no idea I’d be forging passports, booking flights to Togo or writing my own obituary. I had no idea I would be re-incarnated as Ukrainian emigrant Boris Beecha Kockoff or the curmudgeonly Holden McGroyne.
But it’s all true.
And it’s all chronicled. In a book, I had no idea I was about to write."
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Billiken has received dozens of these money-laundering spam/scam emails from Nigeria. I look forward to checking this book out. You can read more about it at Siegel’s website- Tuesday's With Mantu. Here is an excerpt:
"You don’t have a long lost uncle who died in a car accident on Sagbama Road in the jungles of Nigeria.
You never purchased the winning ticket in a Sub-Saharan international lottery, Africa’s version of Powerball.
And there is no fabulously rich Prince Mbuto of the Wahaki tribe willing to exchange his enormous wealth for an opportunity to study marine biology at the prestigious University of Tallahassee.
These are just some of the scams being perpetrated by the Nigerian 419’ers. A group of clever con artists who have perfected the notorious Advanced Fee Scam to the tune of half a billion dollars.
Last year, I received one of these absurd e-mails from Mr. Ibrahim Mantu. He promised me more than $10 million dollars from a long lost Nigerian monetary fund hidden by a previous military regime. All I had to do was assist the transfer of the funds to the United States.
I gave it some thought and chose to take Mantu up on his fabulous offer. If someone wants to give me $10 million dollars, I reasoned, the least I could do was hear him out.
I had no idea the correspondence would continue for the next seven weeks. Or that I had four daughters. And a wife, Maude, with a bad case of Verticulitis of the Ovum. I had no idea I’d be quoting the literary works of Brian Boitano. Or bowling against the Modesto Nipple Twisters. I had no idea I’d be forging passports, booking flights to Togo or writing my own obituary. I had no idea I would be re-incarnated as Ukrainian emigrant Boris Beecha Kockoff or the curmudgeonly Holden McGroyne.
But it’s all true.
And it’s all chronicled. In a book, I had no idea I was about to write."
