The Billiken's Bluff

Keeping alive the spirit of Cardiff Giant's Pointless (Pseudo) Celebrity News-

There's been an Al Trautwig sighting!!!

Yes, Al Trautwig, the MSG Network's go-to man for sideline reporting was just spotted at Kitchen Kabaret, a high-end Deli in Roslyn, New York. Mr. Trautwig was seen eating some avocado sushi rolls sans chopsticks.



Mr. Trautwig clocks most of his time performing interviews in the crowd at NY Knicks games. However, he is not your average Bonnie Bernstein. The Knicks, despite their alarming ineptitude, manage to fill their court-side seats with some high-grade celebrities. Al scours the crowd for such luminaries, and (as Arnold would say) asks them a bunch questions, and wants them answered immediately!!! His CV includes interviews with Donald Trump, Puff Daddy, Paris Hilton, and Billiken's favorite politician, Al Sharpton.

Al Trautwig wears a number of hats. When he is not working Knicks' games, he provides commentary at international gymnastic competitions, Olympic figure-skating events, and everybody's favorite MSG happening- The Westminster Dog Show.



Back to the parking lot. Al had the top up on his CLK Mercedes up, despite the lovely weather (70 and sunny). After peering in the window, it became clear that Mr. Trautwig had decided not to drop the top on his convertible so that he would be able to maintain a low-profile as he mowed down his maki rolls faster than a NY minute.

Mr. Trautwig declined to be interviewed by The Bluff for this piece.