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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Some Funny Quotes Poached from Bill Simmons at ESPN's Page 2 

"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career.


"I've taken a lot of crap from a lot of people. Probably more than anybody in the history of this sport. I know Hank [Aaron] and Jackie [Robinson] took a good deal of crap, but I guarantee it wasn't for six years. I just keep thinking: How much am I supposed to take?"
-- John Rocker


"Isiah Thomas is building a championship team ... too bad it's in San Antonio."
-- Charles Barkley on Nazr Mohammed

"I've always been competitive, I've always been in sports. I couldn't see myself not being the biggest dope man."
-- Nate Newton on selling drugs


"I'm always trying to see what the joke is, so I miss the play that's called and I've got to ask a teammate."
-- Joe Johnson on the Phoenix's gorilla mascot


"He might've won the war, but the battle's not over."
-- Cadillac Williams on his friendly competition with Auburn teammate Ronnie Brown, who was picked three spots higher than him in the 2005 NFL Draft


"It moisturizes my situation and maintains my sexy."
-- P. Diddy in an infomercial for Proactiv skin care
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