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Saturday, May 07, 2005
What the Hell is the Moon Anyway?? Stop it with Your Moon!!@#!!
A caller pretending to be Arnold Schwarzenegger phoned into MSNBC's Scarborough Country and asked host Joe Scarborough a bunch of questions and wanted them answered immediately!
The Arnold-impersonator said:
"Let me tell you something who the hell needs the tide!! It comes in, it goes out, it comes in - it cannot make up its mind. We dont need that crap! We would have a lot less P.M.S., full-moon crime, monsoons, and drownings - if we could destroy the moon."
Scarborough was enraged that Arnold, an Austria import, would have the audacity to blasphemy an American landmark like the Moon. He proceeded to lay into the California Governor like the moral majority bulldog that he is:
"Hey governor, I don't know how it works in Austria, but let me tell you something friend: Jokes about such matters [PMS] are not laughing subjects to women in America."
The fake Arnold was not phased, and vowed:
"To propose a bill that would bring about the destruction of the moon. 90 percent of all crime is committed during the full moon, so just get rid of the moon!"
Joe Scarborough is a self-righteous blowhard so it was a pleasure to see him get hosed.
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The Arnold-impersonator said:
"Let me tell you something who the hell needs the tide!! It comes in, it goes out, it comes in - it cannot make up its mind. We dont need that crap! We would have a lot less P.M.S., full-moon crime, monsoons, and drownings - if we could destroy the moon."
Scarborough was enraged that Arnold, an Austria import, would have the audacity to blasphemy an American landmark like the Moon. He proceeded to lay into the California Governor like the moral majority bulldog that he is:
"Hey governor, I don't know how it works in Austria, but let me tell you something friend: Jokes about such matters [PMS] are not laughing subjects to women in America."
The fake Arnold was not phased, and vowed:
"To propose a bill that would bring about the destruction of the moon. 90 percent of all crime is committed during the full moon, so just get rid of the moon!"
Joe Scarborough is a self-righteous blowhard so it was a pleasure to see him get hosed.
