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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Work Related 

YOU...



I...




TODAY...


YOU: "Purified a Plasmid."

I: "Was accused of deliberately sabotaging the Excel Fixture Matrix."

YOU: "Sequenced the pur-Alpha protien."

I: "Waited 5 minutes for my Excel file to populate a cell."

YOU: "Cross-linked a Vav-1 protien with DNA."

I: "Distributed a new blackberry cell phone number to store setup managers."

You: "Performed an Ethanol precipitation."

I: "Saved my company $200 by negotiating the price of a fold-up table rental with a Mall Marketing Manager in Port Arthur, Texas."
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