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Thursday, January 19, 2006

This just in... 

Bin Laden makes new threats against US and offers a truce.

Bin Laden:

"We do not mind offering you a long-term truce with fair conditions that we adhere to. We are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat. So both sides can enjoy security and stability under this truce so we can build Iraq and Afghanistan, which have been destroyed in this war. There is no shame in this solution, which prevents the wasting of billions of dollars that have gone to those with influence and merchants of war in America."



Resident Whitehouse sock-puppet, Scott McClellan responds:



"The United States will not let up in the war on terror despite the threats on the tape. We do not negotiate with terrorists.... We put them out of business."


Doesn't that sound like something some spoof of a superhero might say, or possibly Schwarzenegger circa True Lies?




I don't know why but McClellan reminds me if this guy:

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