The Billiken's Bluff

RNC smear commercial against Imus in the Morning favorite and Tennessee Senate hopeful, Harold Ford Jr.





So what if Harold Ford Jr. made a little sexy time at a Super Bowl after-party? Does that mean he is unfit for church pew? The man has the 10 commandments printed on the back of his campaign business cards, for the Lord Jesus' sake! This dude is versatile. From Bible Belt to liberal enclaves to Blaze a 50.

met her in San Diego at tha Super Bowl party.
had the Heiny sipped it up, wit Terrell Davis.
MVP, we flicked it up from Sports Illustrated.
I was silked out, flossin wit stout, he had the gators.
when she walked in, she lit up the room, like Las Vegas.

The first shots have been fired in this war pitting:

North v. South
Democrat v. Republican
Black v. White
A Party of Playboys v. A Party Whose Members Solicited Young Boys.

It's time to cowboy up.

In 2004 I drove through Tennessee on my way further south and stopped in a 7/11 type place at 5:00AM. I'd been driving through night and was disorientated. The clerk behind the counter sees me scanning newspaper headlines.

He says: "You know you're reading yesterday's news."

I looked puzzled, 5:00AM? New paper hasn't arrived? Delirium onsetting?

He continued: "All of that stuff in the paper happened yesterday. It's yesterday's news."

Oh.......

True story.